DAVE PORTNOY TALKS ABOUT IT — BFFs EP. 155

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01:27
Speaker 1
What is the eight mile? When you walk to the death row? Death row? Like when you're walking to the chair. I wasn't looking forward to this episode because obviously I was big ass news. Sylvana and I broke up.

01:43
Speaker 2
Firstly, how are you doing?

01:45
Speaker 1
I mean, it sucks.

01:46
Speaker 3
Question.

01:47
Speaker 1
Obviously you're okay. Yeah, it's a stinky situation, but it is what it is at this. And I haven't talked about it all because I feel like she talks about our relationship a little more than I had publicly and TikToks and things like that. But obviously I have to talk about it because everyone knows about it and that's what we do in the show. So we dated just about three years. I don't know whether it was my choice, and she's made that really clear. I don't know whether it's better to be. I've heard people ask this, the person who gets dumped or the dumper. Like, if you actually care about the person it sucks to do it. Yeah, it sucks.

02:37
Speaker 2
It's the worst feeling.

02:38
Speaker 1
And I was dreading doing it. And it just sucks for everybody. It sucks for her, sucks for me. Nothing happened. There was like, obviously those Raquel Levis like rumors which were insane, out of pocket crazy. And I didn't even address them because I thought they were so insane until the New York Post sent me this text. And they're like, hey, can you confirm that you and her were in the same city, in some Podunk city in Chicago, some nothing city?

03:04
Speaker 4
Kerry, Illinois.

03:05
Speaker 1
Yeah, Kerry, Illinois. Which is crazy that her and I happened to be in the same city on that day. I was doing pizza view. I don't know what she was doing there, but I know the New York Post and they were getting ready to basically say, look, they did probably hook up because they were together. So I squashed that. Called her trash bag, which is a different topic, I guess, because then people are getting mad at that. But I mean, Raquel Levis is famous.

03:31
Speaker 2
For like, I mean, I don't get why people get mad at that. She was the biggest scumbag total could have ever been the biggest scumbag.

03:37
Speaker 1
Yeah, yeah. What's her name? And I'll get back to the relationship stuff. But Bethany Frankel texted me being like, you have to apologize to her. It's like, why? What did I say about her that nobody has said a million times? So whatever. I squashed that. There is no good time to break up. I was getting a ton of heat because how Dave break up, like the day before Thanksgiving, it wasn't okay, but.

04:04
Speaker 2
Kind of worse if you hold out through the holidays.

04:07
Speaker 1
So it wasn't planned. I've been traveling so much for work and honestly, I think work sometimes myself. Like, I get so wrapped up in it hurts my relationships. But I got back on a Sunday from traveling. We broke up that Sunday night and it wasn't expected. We got into a conversation that just was kind of organic and one thing led to another. It was obviously something that was on my mind and everyone's like, well, why? We were dating for three years. And I guess you get to a point where you think maybe there's a difference in what somebody wants versus what the other person wants. And without going into too detail, I just didn't think I could give Sylvana kind of what she deserves. And I'm sure we'll get, and it's easy to say now, but it's so raw and fresh.

05:01
Speaker 1
But she's so beautiful, she's funny, she's smart. She's all these things. It's probably a me issue or whatever because I'm old and single at this point, and I'm sure she's going to be great, but if I don't think I'm the guy that she's looking for, is going to be able to provide her what she needs down the road, like three years. At my age, at her age, it's like, what are you doing? And that was something that it becomes.

05:26
Speaker 3
A little, like, unfair for her at that point, too.

05:29
Speaker 1
You're stealing her youth a little bit.

05:32
Speaker 3
Yeah. If you know you're not going to give her what she's wanting, you're kind of being the more mature, responsible person in.

05:40
Speaker 2
Does she just want to.

05:41
Speaker 3
Might not seem bad, kids and stuff.

05:43
Speaker 1
I don't want to go too personal because I don't want to put words in her mouth or anything. I'll just say it was a conversation that wasn't the first time her and I had that conversation. So it wasn't like, out of left field, but it's still hard because it's hard for me. I saw her. I am still kind of seeing what she said, and she's like, it sucks. You lose your best friend and somebody you want to spend the rest of your life with. And overnight, yeah, I lost my best friend as well, but I just couldn't. It felt like I knew where I was at. And at some point, on a personal level, you have to be somewhat selfish, as hard as that is, because I was dreading it and dreading.

06:28
Speaker 1
I still love her and very concerned what happens with her, but I don't know, it felt like it's not fun. I knew eventually I thought a breakup was going to happen. So to let days continue to go by, it's not fair to either of you guys.

06:46
Speaker 3
No, not fair at all.

06:47
Speaker 1
So it sucks. It's been a shitty week. I didn't sleep for like a week, and now I'm kind of like a nomad because it's doubly hard when we're living together.

06:57
Speaker 2
Sucks.

06:58
Speaker 1
Yeah. So it's a fucking mess, the whole situation.

07:01
Speaker 3
Well, I was going to say when I saw that, she was like. Because obviously the videos are going to pop up, like, on my for you. It has to do with you and everything. And were just at your house, so I saw the videos were being posted from your house, so I knew when I saw that there was no way that there was a huge issue that led to the break or like, it was like a big fight or scandal. Like, were saying cheating, which was you were being accused of.

07:26
Speaker 1
And I'm waiting because I've read now so much stuff. I've seen fake shit about me. I've seen a lot. Like, the Internet just explodes. Obviously people don't like me. You can say stuff. So it's just a really shitty situation. I hope. Best case scenario, that in five years, she looks back and she's happy and she's found, like, her soulmate and all that. That she's like, yeah. It was actually the right thing at that time, obviously. What is today? We're filming this on Tuesday.

07:59
Speaker 4
Just over a week.

08:00
Speaker 1
A little over a week. And you want to talk about timing? People are like, how could you do it? Her parents were over the house. My parents were over that.

08:08
Speaker 2
You can't really plan a breakup.

08:11
Speaker 1
There's never a good time.

08:11
Speaker 2
Yeah, you can't plan if you don't.

08:13
Speaker 3
Never a good time.

08:14
Speaker 1
Yeah.

08:14
Speaker 3
It's like what sounds like an extremely bad time, though. If both parents are there, that kind of seems, like, awful.

08:20
Speaker 1
But, I mean, if you wait till after Thanksgiving, then guess what? Christmas is right there. So you're like, let's go through Christmas, and then New Year's is right there.

08:25
Speaker 2
Kind of weird if you know what's going to happen through the holidays together.

08:28
Speaker 1
So it just sucks.

08:30
Speaker 2
Sucks either way.

08:30
Speaker 1
Sucks, sucks.

08:32
Speaker 2
I'm sorry to the both of you. I hope you guys are both okay.

08:35
Speaker 3
Yeah, for real.

08:36
Speaker 1
I appreciate it. That's that. But that's really all I'm probably ever going to say about it. People have been just demanding answers and whatnot. But it is a super personal thing for you.

08:52
Speaker 3
Doesn't make it more tough. Doesn't make it more tough when people are accusing you of cheating.

08:57
Speaker 1
No, I don't give a fuck.

08:59
Speaker 3
Not even give a shit.

09:00
Speaker 1
I honestly don't give a fuck. You know, my issue would be, like, when I was doing this, when I was thinking what I wanted to say or how I would say it, I don't want to make it seem like I'm looking for any sort of sympathy. It was definitely my decision. I wish it didn't happen, but I want her go follow her and support her, and I hope she. One thing that always happens. I'm obviously very successful with Barstool and all that, so I want her to blow up and be like, know the next Alex Earl. And people follow her through a breakup and she makes more money than me in the end and is happy. I'm rooting for her. I really.

09:45
Speaker 3
Love.

09:46
Speaker 1
Yeah. Very lovely.

09:47
Speaker 2
Very lovely.

09:48
Speaker 1
But I am. Okay, moving past that, we could probably stop the show. That'll probably be all we need. Austin's probably going to cut that. He already asked. He's like, can I title this? Dave spills the guts on. It's not what I saw about cheating on his girlfriend as the headline. And then we'll just be like, just kidding.

10:06
Speaker 4
I just said, addresses his breakup. Just straight facts.

10:09
Speaker 1
I'm surprised that'll be, did Dave cheat the rumors? Like.

10:16
Speaker 3
I'm pretty sure that's probably a headline Austin's used on me before.

10:19
Speaker 1
A hundred percent. And people, a couple of people, they're like, are Brie and Josh going to grill you? I'm like, I don't think so. It's like a very different.

10:29
Speaker 2
Everyone's like, you got to get your revenge, Brie. You got to go in. But I'm like, it's a breakup, and I love Sylvana. I know, I. Maybe if I hated your girlfriend, then I would do that, but I don't know, it's.

10:44
Speaker 3
Yeah, but Dave kind of felt like us today. That eight mile walk, that death row walk, bad walk. Not a fun walk.

10:54
Speaker 1
No, not a fun walk.

10:55
Speaker 2
So now we've all been there.

10:56
Speaker 1
And, like, I didn't know when Sylvana dropped that first TikTok, like, she was at my house. I didn't know it was coming.

11:02
Speaker 2
I was like, whoa. Oh, my gosh. The amount of people sent that TikTok to me.

11:07
Speaker 1
Yeah.

11:07
Speaker 2
I'm like, I'm not going to call Dave and ask him what's going on.

11:11
Speaker 1
Fuck you, Dave. Everything I post, Dave smells like cheese. Fuck what you say.

11:15
Speaker 2
Dave has the cheese touch.

11:18
Speaker 1
Cheater, cheater, cheater. I honestly think I'm probably going to just be like that old guy with a zillion dogs. Like that, I think is where I'm heading because I'm a weird people assets. I think I have a personality flaw. And I love being alone. I love my own space. I love my own time alone. I don't like humans that much.

11:43
Speaker 2
Yeah, went to his house and I'm like, why don't you throw, like, this is the best place to entertain? And he's just like, I don't like people.

11:50
Speaker 3
Yeah, I hate people.

11:52
Speaker 2
I was like, what is this all like, this is humongous. You could have 30 million people in this house.

11:57
Speaker 1
Sylvana did really good because she's the opposite. She loves people and loves social with her friends and stuff. And she did adapt to my lifestyle but it's like you adapted to her. Yeah. We're very different in that regard, and we always will be. So. I don't know.

12:17
Speaker 2
You just marry a dog.

12:19
Speaker 1
30 dogs.

12:20
Speaker 3
For real?

12:21
Speaker 1
Yeah. No. Well, some may say like a hermit. You guys, if I'm, like, old and in a wheelchair and you got feeding make me sad. It'll have to be you guys feeding.

12:34
Speaker 2
I'm going to picture I'll do it in a wheelchair.

12:38
Speaker 4
I think my job description might change when you become, like, 80. I just push around a wheelchair.

12:42
Speaker 3
Yeah, right. Wait, do we get to stay in that big ass crib, though? If we're doing. Yeah, 100%, we could put much space.

12:51
Speaker 4
He doesn't need much space.

12:54
Speaker 1
Wheel me out to the water and let me search for manatee.

12:57
Speaker 2
That's pretty soon, Josh.

12:58
Speaker 3
Dude. Every day. I got that. I got that.

13:02
Speaker 2
Yeah, little bro, little sis. Gotcha.

13:04
Speaker 1
Put, like, those cfs for lighting, headphones for light. I don't know what's going on. Ragers. I won't be able to turn around. I'll just be, like, looking.

13:12
Speaker 3
Yeah, Bree. We'll just kind of put him in his room, sound canceling headphones. Throw him, like, maybe even just on the dock. And we don't let anyone in the party go on the dock. He won't even know college football games.

13:24
Speaker 2
And just give it to.

13:26
Speaker 1
Yeah.

13:27
Speaker 3
Yeah. It would be the best of both worlds for all of us.

13:29
Speaker 1
Could be a win for every. Cheers.

13:31
Speaker 3
Cheers. I love that.

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14:40
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I would have wore it. I literally wear it, like, 50% of the time anyway, so future, let me know so we can do it. But I do wear it all the time, and they're super comfortable. Moving on to our more typical headlines. Drake is afraid to release music on the same day as Taylor Swift. In Drake's new song Red button, he rapped about how Taylor Swift, the only person who could make him drop his album, lay to avoid competing with her for streams. Taylor Swift, the only that I ever rated, only one could make me drop the album just a little later. Rest of y'all treat like you never made it. Of course, that's respect, the opening.

15:09
Speaker 2
I mean, who would want to drop music on the.

15:11
Speaker 3
Yep, it kind of rests the case. It kind of rests the case. I guess Drake even said it himself. Taylor. Taylor's the goat.

15:20
Speaker 1
Paid six. Puts brie on blast. Page six put Brie on blast for points. She thought Travis and Taylor's relationship was fake. I thought this.

15:29
Speaker 2
I was more so, like, do you think it's.

15:32
Speaker 1
Thought they. I thought it was a little bit out of context, and I had your back. I said, this is bad, but I do feel taken out context. And I said, my inner circle of Taylor people who I'm continually like, when do I get to meet Taylor? When do I get to meet Taylor? They're like, well, you better control your girl. Like, you got your own people coming at. So I was.

15:51
Speaker 2
For the sake of more, I'm never going to talk about Taylor again.

15:54
Speaker 1
All right, good.

15:55
Speaker 3
They didn't say anything about me.

15:57
Speaker 2
I've never said anything negative.

15:59
Speaker 1
No, they didn't say anything. O'Malley cries Taylor Swift.

16:04
Speaker 3
I'm all right.

16:06
Speaker 1
Is Josh going in and out a little for me?

16:08
Speaker 2
Yeah.

16:08
Speaker 3
Am I going in and out?

16:10
Speaker 4
Just Internet.

16:11
Speaker 1
Like, your Internet, your voice.

16:13
Speaker 3
Oh, man.

16:14
Speaker 1
O'Malley says, although she's not diet, swifty long live can always make her tear up. And then someone said, your best friend's gonna think this is performative. O'Malley looks like she didn't even know what that was. Let's see O'Malley listening. Taylor.

16:35
Speaker 2
Don'T cry bestie.

16:37
Speaker 1
Yeah, that's what Taylor does.

16:44
Speaker 2
Yeah. Beautiful.

16:46
Speaker 1
Brings you to tears.

16:47
Speaker 3
It's kind of a funny comment. Kind of a funny comment. It's hilarious, informative. It's a little Mally's.

16:53
Speaker 2
Never no comment on Taylor Swift.

16:56
Speaker 1
Donna. Kelsey works at raising canes. I didn't understand this at all.

17:02
Speaker 2
What, her working there? Yes. She's the hot shit right now, but.

17:06
Speaker 1
Why does she want to work?

17:08
Speaker 2
I think she's, like, kind of like being in the spotlight. Yeah, why not? It's like, dude, you're just old and chilling, and she's just like, but everyone loves her.

17:15
Speaker 1
But it's stressful. Like, we did it working there. I didn't have fun working the register. I was stressed as fuck.

17:22
Speaker 2
I was stressed. Yeah. Everyone wanted to talk and take pictures, and I'm like, what do you want? I got to get this order in. It was really stressful.

17:28
Speaker 3
I was pretty good at it. It was pretty easy. Came easy to me. It's, like, natural.

17:32
Speaker 1
It's a lot more on Taylor. We're going to skip Kim Kardashian. Kim Kardashian named GQ's 2023 man of the year was drew. Mixed reaction from fan. I don't even understand. She's not a man.

17:46
Speaker 2
That's what I was saying. I don't not stand for it, but I don't understand it.

17:50
Speaker 1
Bethany Frankel explains. So Bethany Frankel. I alluded to this at 01:00 a.m. She texted me.

17:59
Speaker 3
She's like, late text, yeah.

18:02
Speaker 1
And I was up because it's in the breakup. I wasn't sleeping. I felt awful. And she's like, do you know Rachel Levis? Raquel Levis? And I was like, I only know her from being the trash bag from Vanderpump rules. And she gave a dog back to a shelter. Like, that's the only thing I know about her. We talked about. I didn't know about the dog shelter.

18:23
Speaker 3
I forgot about that.

18:25
Speaker 2
She was hooking up with her best friend's boyfriend of nine.

18:31
Speaker 3
The dog's worse than all of that.

18:33
Speaker 1
We talked about Josh.

18:34
Speaker 2
Yeah, we talked about her on bffs.

18:37
Speaker 1
If you give a dog back to.

18:39
Speaker 2
The shelter, that's like giving your kid back to the hospital.

18:42
Speaker 1
It almost makes me, like, you always wonder with reality tv, like, how much of it's fake, how much of it's this subhuman is a sociopath.

18:51
Speaker 2
Yes. Certifies it.

18:52
Speaker 1
Yeah. Murder her. Get her off the planet.

18:55
Speaker 2
Piece of shit. Yeah, she's heartless.

18:56
Speaker 3
Look at the little dog. Look how sad it looks in James Kennedy's Instagram story.

19:01
Speaker 2
Stole her best friend's man and did that.

19:02
Speaker 3
Oh, my God.

19:03
Speaker 1
Absolute piece of shit.

19:05
Speaker 2
Dumbass Raquel. She should be returned to the shelter.

19:08
Speaker 3
Yeah. What a horrible person.

19:09
Speaker 1
Yeah.

19:10
Speaker 4
The ex wanted the dog back, and she gave it to a shelter instead of him.

19:13
Speaker 1
I think it was.

19:14
Speaker 2
That's spiteful.

19:15
Speaker 3
I think sometimes on this show, I just make myself have a memory of a goldfish. 5 seconds so I can move on and be happy.

19:23
Speaker 1
I wouldn't have remembered it, but people are sending me the clip because when people are saying I hooked up with her, they're like, dave is on the record of despising this woman. So I don't think that could possibly be true. But we'll see what Bethany says. So I would lose all my respect for you.

19:39
Speaker 3
Dave. His voice did that.

19:42
Speaker 1
It's just in and out.

19:43
Speaker 2
In and out. Yeah.

19:46
Speaker 3
Damn.

19:47
Speaker 1
So Bethany, who I say I'm acquaintances, friendly with, texts me. And she asked that about Raquel, and then she's like, you owe her an apology. It's not true. What happens? Like, what are you talking about? I think I wrote back at the end. We went back and forth. This is 01:00 a.m. What the hell? I was like, I got to be honest.

20:05
Speaker 2
Do you guys talk often?

20:07
Speaker 1
No. I was like, I would never give unsolicited advice to somebody that has our relationship. Like, who are you to tell, you know what? Remind me of Scudron. Who the fuck do you think you. She's like, I have institutional logic. I don't give a fuck what you have. Who the fuck do you think you are?

20:25
Speaker 2
Yeah. That's really out of pocket for her to text you at one in the morning and give advice.

20:29
Speaker 1
Yeah. Know your audience. First of all, you think I give a fuck what you think?

20:35
Speaker 2
Like, did she think you're going to read it and be like, you know what, Bethany? You're fucking.

20:39
Speaker 1
So what does she say here about the man of the year?

20:41
Speaker 2
Probably that we're all wrong and we need to change our minds. Could someone explain to me why Kim Kardashian was the GQ man of the year?

20:48
Speaker 5
I can explain it. So in the same way that certain people will be asked if they would like to receive the x of the year award at events, but then they have to sell tables, get big donors, and they bring in a lot of media. The royals are a great example of people that get asked to receive these awards, and they bring in so much media. So it's great for whoever asked them, Kim Kardashian will bring in way more ad dollars than any man they can think of. So they had to do that issue. Everything in business is about the Benjamins. So Kim brings in the Benjamins.

21:19
Speaker 2
That makes sense. That's what I was asking. She's still not a man, though.

21:23
Speaker 1
Yeah, I mean, that was a little.

21:24
Speaker 3
Not a man, sir.

21:25
Speaker 1
That was a little bit literal. Like, no shit. But still she's not a man.

21:28
Speaker 3
Right.

21:29
Speaker 2
That's why I said, okay, let's just have legend of the year. Like, why do man woman if we're going to do a woman as the man? Doesn't make any sense.

21:37
Speaker 1
Machine Gun Kelly wants to change his name. GQ men of the year event. Machine Gun Kelly told the press he wants to be called machine from now. Who cares?

21:44
Speaker 2
Whenever people change their name, no one ends up calling him.

21:47
Speaker 1
That was the worst headline. I think we've had a little while. Who fucking cares?

21:52
Speaker 3
You know what's crazy is we even put the headline after it as machine clip. We conformed to calling him.

21:59
Speaker 1
It was a little bit funny.

22:00
Speaker 4
He's just on the red carpet being like, excuse me, guys, can you call me machine?

22:03
Speaker 2
Now that's funny.

22:05
Speaker 1
Who would actually call him Machine Gun Kelly? They did.

22:08
Speaker 4
In the clip, they start calling, oh, you mean the full name?

22:11
Speaker 1
Yeah.

22:11
Speaker 2
Well, what would you call him? MGK.

22:13
Speaker 1
Yeah.

22:14
Speaker 2
So he maybe just wants people to call him m. Maybe.

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22:48
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23:10
Speaker 2
Jesus.

23:11
Speaker 1
Listen, comedy is comedy. I don't think you can go into comedy, then complain about the comedy? I don't get this Matt rife guy at all because he seems kind of, like, softish when we had him on, and then you see this and this doesn't come. Like, I respect him for this, but then he gets so sensitive. He seemed really sensitive when we had him.

23:31
Speaker 2
Yeah. When you were talking about insecurities and stuff. Yes. It is a big switch up for him on the pod. And then to post a special needs helmet. Like, I feel like he wouldn't have said that on the pod.

23:40
Speaker 1
Correct.

23:41
Speaker 2
But I don't know. Maybe he's just louder on social media. Maybe he was nice when he came on.

23:48
Speaker 1
He didn't have that edge.

23:50
Speaker 2
Nice.

23:50
Speaker 1
Yeah.

23:52
Speaker 3
Did you guys watch his comedy special?

23:54
Speaker 1
No.

23:55
Speaker 3
Did you watch his comedy special?

23:56
Speaker 2
I did, yeah.

23:57
Speaker 1
No.

23:58
Speaker 3
What did you think?

24:00
Speaker 2
I didn't really know what to expect going into it.

24:03
Speaker 1
She didn't like.

24:03
Speaker 2
No. I thought it was funnier than if.

24:05
Speaker 1
Somebody asked you, did you like his, what do you think, his concept?

24:08
Speaker 2
I said I liked it on the pod.

24:10
Speaker 1
Well, I thought I said it on the pod.

24:15
Speaker 2
It was better than I expected. I never seen his stand up before and like him in person. I wouldn't expect his special to be super funny, but it was funnier than I thought.

24:23
Speaker 3
Yeah, but I hate stand up.

24:26
Speaker 2
I hate stand up special.

24:27
Speaker 1
I don't really like stand up either.

24:29
Speaker 2
I hate it.

24:29
Speaker 3
Yeah, I like stand up a lot. But I think that a lot of people that followed him kind of are used to seeing him talk about sex and take the belt off or the TikTok, you know what I'm saying? And he really grew a female audience, and then when he started coming out with this comedy special, which is a little bit more intense than the stuff you see from his banter with the audience, people kind of just all flipped on him. But the people that are flipping on him are the same girls that said eight months ago, if you're a guy and you don't like Matt Reif, that's a red flag. So it's like, yeah, what's going on? What's going on right now? What's the switch up? So I think people just need to realize comedy is comedy, only stand up.

25:10
Speaker 2
That makes me go to stand up. Shane Gillis.

25:14
Speaker 3
Yeah.

25:14
Speaker 2
You like Shane Gillis?

25:15
Speaker 1
He's great. Yeah. I haven't listened to enough. He's funny when I've seen, I've only seen him in our world, to be honest.

25:21
Speaker 2
Yeah. He's, like, weirdly involved with barstool. Well, Caleb and stuff.

25:25
Speaker 1
He loves Frank the tank. Yeah, he went to the Notre Dame game with Frank the tank. That's beautiful, Stephen, Trey tried to fight him. Stephen. Trey tried to fight him on the case race. Karina Koff calls out Brecky Hill. It seems Brecky Hill has moved on from copying Liv Dunn after Karina Koff called her out. Brecky Hill for copying her Instagram pictures and captions. Honestly, I almost more now respect. I've never been Brecky Hill fan. I thought what she was doing, livy Dunn was ridiculous. But if she's going to make this her thing and start bouncing around to various influencers, how smart is that?

26:00
Speaker 2
Because then Corinna's all of the guys that follow her. Onlyfans see Brecky and are like, she's so hot. Let me go check her out.

26:06
Speaker 1
It almost. You got to tip your cap.

26:07
Speaker 2
Yeah.

26:08
Speaker 3
It's a marketing scheme that has worked so well.

26:11
Speaker 2
She knows what she's doing.

26:11
Speaker 1
And it doesn't seem as personal when you just start doing it to, like.

26:15
Speaker 2
Every other hot girls.

26:16
Speaker 3
Yeah, yeah. It's just like, that's her thing now. It's not like a vendetta against one person.

26:21
Speaker 2
Karina fell for the trap.

26:22
Speaker 1
Yeah. Karina literally went for the cheese and got her hands stuck in the trap. Jack Harlow versus Dolly Parton. Thanksgiving half daytime show. The Internet has been carrying Jack Harlow's Thanksgiving halftime show to 77 year old Dolly Partons, which were 3 hours late. Jack Harlow was the worst performance I've ever seen of anything, anywhere that was borderline a career ender.

26:43
Speaker 2
I didn't even see it.

26:44
Speaker 1
It was. Yeah.

26:48
Speaker 3
I could hear it.

26:49
Speaker 2
Terrible.

26:50
Speaker 1
It was horrible. I don't know what he was doing. Dolly, I appreciate. Dolly's a legend.

26:54
Speaker 2
Wait, can we see Jax? I didn't.

26:55
Speaker 1
It was horrible.

26:58
Speaker 3
Yeah.

27:06
Speaker 2
Who's the guy behind him?

27:09
Speaker 3
She got big dreams.

27:17
Speaker 2
But they not in sync.

27:21
Speaker 1
It was horrible.

27:22
Speaker 2
I mean, it looks like five minutes before they were like, fuck. You need to do a halftime and.

27:26
Speaker 4
A set design is crazy.

27:27
Speaker 2
It sounded good for a rapper, though.

27:29
Speaker 1
Well, I mean, he wasn't rapping.

27:32
Speaker 2
I mean, Dolly Parton is just Dolly Parton, though.

27:35
Speaker 1
Dolly hot. Dolly's a legend. So I liked her as. Yeah, the Jack hollow was stunning.

27:42
Speaker 3
Leonardo, hard to compare anyone to Dolly, though, when she's going to go and have that halftime show, but also throw up a little more than an igloo and two ice blocks, probably.

27:51
Speaker 1
Where are we at with Harlow? I know he was, like, legitimately the hottest, biggest thing in the country for a while back.

27:58
Speaker 2
He's number one again.

27:59
Speaker 1
Is he?

27:59
Speaker 2
Yeah, I just saw that today because he dropped a new song.

28:03
Speaker 1
I thought he was, like, based. I was going back. Oh, all right. So he's still hot. I thought it was, like, yesterday's news.

28:10
Speaker 2
Yeah, he, like, mellowed out for a little bit and then he dropped an album.

28:14
Speaker 3
That's kind of how artists go. It's up and down, right? When they're not dropping ebbs and flows. Everyone should actually pay attention to kid Leroy. That guy's new album is fucking.

28:25
Speaker 1
Well, that guy's huge, isn't he? Kid Leroy?

28:28
Speaker 3
Yeah, he's pretty big.

28:29
Speaker 1
Yeah, he's pretty big.

28:30
Speaker 3
But I think Jack Carlos had a bigger last two years than Kid Leroy.

28:34
Speaker 1
Yeah. Leonardo Raps has 49th birthday. Leonardo celebrates 49th last week with a party where he rapped over the gangster. Nice and smooth song. D-W-Y-C-K-I don't know what any of that is. People on the Internet have called Leo's performance cringe. What do we think? Can we see that?

28:53
Speaker 2
He's got to be just joking and having fun, though, right?

28:56
Speaker 3
That's what I'm thinking. I'll break the law and keep playing.

29:20
Speaker 1
I don't really have a problem with that. Just seems like he's, like, enjoying birthday.

29:24
Speaker 2
Fun at his birthday party. Yeah, you can't.

29:26
Speaker 3
Your birthday now.

29:28
Speaker 1
Yeah.

29:28
Speaker 3
You can't even have fun at your own birthday now without the Internet.

29:31
Speaker 2
Yeah, it's not like he was on a stage being like, I've got this big performance. Yeah, he's just having fun.

29:35
Speaker 1
Brie TC, this is your girl Josh selling Sunset star. Brie TC, meaning who? Josh filmed with the show.

29:44
Speaker 3
Don't call her my girl. I'm going to get in trouble after the show. She's not my girl.

29:47
Speaker 1
I thought it was clarified after with that you were on the show with her.

29:52
Speaker 3
I didn't like.

29:54
Speaker 1
Yeah, you hooked up with her? Said she hooked up with Michael B. Jordan. The past on this season of selling Sunset at the reunion, while taking a lie detector test, Brie said Michael B. Jordan was not good in bed. That's the worst.

30:05
Speaker 2
Damn.

30:06
Speaker 1
Why do you gotta do a guy like that?

30:08
Speaker 2
Well, she was hooked up to a lie detector and they probably asked her. She probably was set up for the question.

30:16
Speaker 3
Yeah, for sure. Definitely.

30:17
Speaker 1
Let's see it.

30:18
Speaker 2
She could have tried to say yes.

30:20
Speaker 1
Is Michael B. Jordan good in bed? Oh, my God, I'm going to be.

30:27
Speaker 2
In so much trouble. No.

30:30
Speaker 1
Yeah. No, she didn't give a fuck.

30:32
Speaker 2
She didn't give a fuck.

30:35
Speaker 3
That's true.

30:38
Speaker 1
There's no need to do a guy dirty like that. We all try the best we can.

30:43
Speaker 3
Some people don't have as much motion in the ocean, you know what I'm saying?

30:47
Speaker 1
Like, hey, that's tough.

30:50
Speaker 2
Yeah, that sucks, man.

30:52
Speaker 1
Mr. B.

30:53
Speaker 3
Because Michael B. Can't do anything to prove against, you know, what's he going to go out and just have sex, go on a spree? Which, I mean, he's probably fine. That's not really going to impact him. He's Michael B. Jordan. This guy is so good looking. You know what I mean?

31:09
Speaker 2
Maybe he thinks he's so good looking, he doesn't have to be good at sex.

31:11
Speaker 1
No, but, like, I remember, call her daddy. Call her daddy. Back in the day, they're like, hey, advice to guys, don't come so fast. It's like, yeah, you think we don't know that?

31:24
Speaker 3
You think we're trying to get a sprint going? It's not a goal of ours. We're not like, hey, I'm going to finish before you.

31:30
Speaker 1
Yeah, no, it's like sometimes shit happens. It's like we know baseball players like, I didn't mean to fucking groove a fastball 85 miles down the middle and have it hit nine times. Sometimes you have no control.

31:45
Speaker 2
Well, then you have to make up for it and go round two. And it seems like he didn't.

31:49
Speaker 1
Again, that's not always like, there's science involved, Mr. Beast.

31:54
Speaker 3
Science involved, Mr.

31:55
Speaker 1
Beast accused of. And if we're talking about science, the science of it is, guys should climax as fast as possible, move on to the next. That's science. Mr. Beast accused of. Wait, what is that?

32:06
Speaker 2
Science?

32:06
Speaker 3
Wait, evolution.

32:08
Speaker 1
100% evolution.

32:10
Speaker 4
Yeah.

32:11
Speaker 2
Okay.

32:11
Speaker 3
Men mean evolution. You're just saying big words now, and I'm.

32:14
Speaker 1
No, men are supposed to blow a.

32:19
Speaker 2
Load and just go, yeah.

32:21
Speaker 1
As many babies and offspring as fast. Mark your territory, move on. Do it again.

32:26
Speaker 2
Okay. That's evolution.

32:29
Speaker 1
It's science evolution.

32:30
Speaker 3
Come a little bit more civil.

32:31
Speaker 1
You guys just got a whole fucking science lesson. Wow, I can't believe I'm not making that up, like an educational show. It sounds like I am, but I'm not.

32:40
Speaker 3
No, I get like, yeah, at one point, but I think we've probably evolved as, like, a society in a little bit of a way, right?

32:49
Speaker 1
Well, yeah, but it's still with, like, humans. You're giving a Bethany Frankel answer, like Adam and do. Why do men look at a girl and be like, oh, her ass is good looking? Well, that makes no sense. It's inherent procreate. Correct.

33:05
Speaker 3
Right. That is science. That is science. I agree with that.

33:09
Speaker 1
Maybe that's why.

33:11
Speaker 2
Never mind.

33:13
Speaker 3
Maybe. What are you going to say?

33:17
Speaker 2
Maybe that's why you're going to just die alone.

33:20
Speaker 1
Yeah, because I'm evolutionary, like perfect.

33:25
Speaker 2
But he just figured, don't listen to her, dude.

33:28
Speaker 3
Don't listen to her, Dave.

33:30
Speaker 2
He said it.

33:30
Speaker 3
Be there with you.

33:32
Speaker 1
In a weird way, that was a complicated man. Like on the peak.

33:35
Speaker 4
You are the male model of perfection, is what she says.

33:38
Speaker 3
Exactly what I. Mr.

33:40
Speaker 1
Beast accused of faking fake being alive for seven days to celebrate 200 million followers. Mr. Beast spent seven days buried alive in a coffin. Fans think he staged the video. He had an entrance and exit that was hidden by fake dirt because it's too unsafe to have him buried with no escape route. Although midway through the video, Mr. Beast's friends visits coffin underground through a tunnel they said they dug. McJug. Of course.

34:02
Speaker 2
You can't do that. You can't do that.

34:03
Speaker 1
Right, correct. He faked it.

34:05
Speaker 3
Well, you could. You could.

34:07
Speaker 2
But his friends visited him.

34:10
Speaker 4
Not Mr. Beast.

34:11
Speaker 2
His friends visited him and said they dug him.

34:13
Speaker 1
Yeah, that part all on the up and up all the time.

34:16
Speaker 3
Either that part, obviously, they either dug it or it was there. But I feel like out of pure safety, you would need to have an exit tunnel somewhere. Right. Just so he doesn't die.

34:28
Speaker 2
Yeah, right.

34:30
Speaker 3
Like, he could have stayed in that box, but probably had an exit tunnel. That you got to realize that's a multi billion dollar life right there.

34:40
Speaker 1
Yeah, right. Agree.

34:41
Speaker 2
Yeah, but that's what he's saying, that.

34:42
Speaker 3
He didn't have an exit.

34:44
Speaker 1
Speaking of him, now I have a little bit of a bone to pick with him.

34:47
Speaker 2
With Mr.

34:47
Speaker 1
Beast.

34:48
Speaker 3
Let's pick some fucking bones.

34:50
Speaker 1
YouTube tweeted out the other day. Like, YouTube? Like the account YouTube. Like, what creator is most associated with pizza? Mr. Beast got more votes than me. What are you talking about?

35:02
Speaker 2
Really?

35:02
Speaker 1
Because he has, like, a picture next to.

35:05
Speaker 4
Was it like a poll?

35:06
Speaker 1
People just listing it? I was getting tagged decent, but people I never heard of.

35:11
Speaker 2
And it was on Twitter, though.

35:12
Speaker 1
Yeah, it shows how big the Internet is. Because there were people I never heard of. I'd go look and they had no following compared to my. No offense. Mr. Beast is like, Mr. Beast. Yeah, but I'm more pizza than he is.

35:25
Speaker 2
Yeah, of course.

35:26
Speaker 3
You gotta be more pizza. You're the pizza guy.

35:28
Speaker 1
Correct. But he did one pizza day like that.

35:32
Speaker 2
Wow. I mean, you're the pizza guy. Everyone knows that, correct? Yeah.

35:37
Speaker 1
And I'm barely mentioning relative. All these people I've never even heard of.

35:40
Speaker 2
Oh, that's crazy. We got to go tweet Dave's name, Josh.

35:47
Speaker 3
Okay. Yeah. He's got to win this week somehow.

35:52
Speaker 2
Yeah.

35:52
Speaker 1
I've had some L's streamer under fire for cookie drama. Streamer. Pokemon recently launched a new brand of healthy cookies that the Internet has torn apart. People are upset. Pokemon is selling four ounce bags of minor cookies for 28 when cookies are believed to be a rebrand of another cookie that sold 114 ounce bag for 49.

36:11
Speaker 3
Pokemon Poke main.

36:13
Speaker 1
Poke main respond to the criticism about her cookies by joking they weren't for broke boys, which only made people more angry. Pokemon later apologizing. Black Friday gave people a free hat with purchase. Okay, who cares? I thought this was going to get better, but it didn't. Who cares about Poke man in her cookies? Anybody?

36:30
Speaker 2
I don't.

36:31
Speaker 3
I don't.

36:32
Speaker 1
Iggy Azalia is the top celebrity only fans creator. 45 million.

36:37
Speaker 2
Wow.

36:38
Speaker 1
No, 48 million.

36:39
Speaker 2
Wow.

36:40
Speaker 3
Cardi B. Cardi B is at 45.

36:43
Speaker 1
Tiger. How Tiger bring 20.

36:46
Speaker 2
Is he doing?

36:47
Speaker 3
I think he's like a manager. I think his account posts other girls just like random.

36:51
Speaker 1
Got it.

36:52
Speaker 2
Beat the system.

36:54
Speaker 1
Ned's declassified. Oh, shit. Go ahead.

36:57
Speaker 3
Sorry, I was just going to say 20 mil for not even posting yourself. That's nuts, dude.

37:03
Speaker 2
I'm going to be an only fans manager.

37:05
Speaker 1
What the hell is this? There's a lot of stuff. I don't even know what they are. Ned's declassified cast. Do we know what Ned's declassified is?

37:12
Speaker 2
You don't know Ned's declassified.

37:13
Speaker 1
I don't know what Ned.

37:14
Speaker 2
Do you remember Ned's declassified? Josh, is this an aid show?

37:17
Speaker 3
It was a show, right?

37:18
Speaker 2
But it was like, oh, you didn't watch it? Watch it?

37:21
Speaker 3
I don't think I. Let me look.

37:23
Speaker 2
Ned's a classified school survival guide. Wow.

37:26
Speaker 3
That didn't watch it.

37:27
Speaker 2
That's what's just me.

37:28
Speaker 1
Well, they went viral because a clip where Lindsay Shaw, who played Moe's, and Devin Workhiser, who played Ned, talked about Lindsay giving Devon blowjobs on set. Lindsay also talked about how she ran through every cast member before landing on Devin. The picture of these kids, they look like they're twelve.

37:45
Speaker 2
I'm going to cry. That ruins a lot.

37:48
Speaker 1
Seems like Pedophilia.

37:49
Speaker 4
No, that was in the show. Obviously they talk about it now as adults.

37:54
Speaker 1
When were they doing it, though? As kids?

37:56
Speaker 2
They're all the same age. I think they were, but they're probably like 1617.

38:02
Speaker 1
Damn it.

38:03
Speaker 2
I can't even not believe it. Wow. Wait, can we watch the clip? It's going to ruin a lot for me, though. Of course. The world is going crazy over this.

38:13
Speaker 3
Yeah.

38:15
Speaker 2
Do you remember the first that I. What are you going to ask on this podcast first?

38:22
Speaker 1
What?

38:23
Speaker 2
BJ, I actually.

38:24
Speaker 3
Do you really want to talk about.

38:26
Speaker 2
This on the podcast? I just wanted to say that I felt like a failure from that point because he didn't finish.

38:33
Speaker 3
No, you didn't.

38:35
Speaker 2
You didn't.

38:36
Speaker 5
After a moment, he just said, thanks.

38:38
Speaker 2
Okay. And you got up and you went to the bathroom and you did your thing.

38:43
Speaker 3
No, I don't remember that at all.

38:45
Speaker 2
So which one do you remember? The one on the couch?

38:46
Speaker 3
No, I remember the one in the backseat of your car.

38:48
Speaker 1
We can't talk about this on the pod.

38:50
Speaker 2
Wow, dude, I can't believe we got busy in quite a few places. Good for them.

38:54
Speaker 1
I guess that would be wild if that was like, what is the show with Zach and Cody.

39:02
Speaker 2
And Cody.

39:03
Speaker 1
No, like, sweet life is Zach and Cody. No. Saved by the bell.

39:05
Speaker 4
Saved by the don't.

39:08
Speaker 1
But this. I don't know what it is. Yeah, Instagram has close friends in feed posts. Instagram is taking private stories to the next level with close friends in feed posts and reels that you can share. Just select group apollos.

39:19
Speaker 2
It's like finsta kind of.

39:21
Speaker 1
I don't trust any of this. Yeah, whenever I've gotten in trouble or something, people like, well, I posted on close friends. It's like, yeah, but people. Screenshot. I don't.

39:29
Speaker 2
There's always rats.

39:30
Speaker 1
Yeah, always.

39:30
Speaker 3
Never can do that. Never can do that.

39:33
Speaker 2
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40:41
Speaker 1
All right, BFF's corner. I mean, how was everyone's Thanksgiving? Mine was horrible.

40:46
Speaker 2
See, I had the best thanksgiving I've had in a.

40:49
Speaker 1
Good, good.

40:50
Speaker 2
Yeah, sorry.

40:51
Speaker 1
Awesome. Josh, you look like actually Zach met the family. Oh, wow. You guys are doing. Josh, you posted. I don't know what happened, but I don't know. The chain events. You and your girlfriend posted the.

41:09
Speaker 4
Oh, yeah.

41:10
Speaker 1
And then I fucking saw a post on BFF. Hey, you better buy this hoodie if you want to have a happy, long relationship with your significant other. That was literally the post. Yo, Josh, maybe 6 seconds.

41:26
Speaker 2
Josh, you did.

41:29
Speaker 3
You got to understand, I didn't even see the Dave stuff till like Friday morning. I didn't see the Dave and Sylvana stuff till Friday morning. And I posted. I went in and I was to. I was like, gabby, we got to film like a little merch promo. Let's film a merch Promo. So I put the hoodies on and I'm like, yo, if you guys go buy this hoodie, you're guaranteed a significant other. This shit got you looking so good, you're gonna pick up a significant other. And like, I was joking around with Gabby in the video and I posted that. And then I wake up and people are like, yeah, great, time to post this on.

42:05
Speaker 2
Now that I think of it. I did one with Zach too. Wearing.

42:11
Speaker 1
What? I sent it first, Paul. And then also I'm like, what type of brain dead fucking idiot that's posted this? Like, honestly, we just broke up in the hoodie. Oh. If you want a great relationship that will never end, buy this hoodie.

42:28
Speaker 2
Oh, God.

42:29
Speaker 1
Look.

42:29
Speaker 3
Pretty much guaranteed to get to a significant other. That's what I've been told about these hoodies. Look at the back fire. Look at the back fire. Lovely. I swear to God. I swear to on my mama. I had no idea. Like, no idea. I woke up to this, and I was like, that's crazy.

42:50
Speaker 1
You actually never even dm me. Josh was like, are you doing okay?

42:54
Speaker 2
Well, I was going to wait. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know.

42:58
Speaker 3
I don't want to overdose.

43:01
Speaker 2
I texted him to see if it was real, and then he said, no comment.

43:04
Speaker 1
So I didn't know it was Sylvana, like Scorsese or like, de Niro. Now she can act like that.

43:09
Speaker 2
Well, I didn't know if you guys. If it was one of the, like, you'll get back together things.

43:13
Speaker 1
No, I always kind of knew if we break up, it's never. Breakup is the worst. You can't go through it twice. We're at raising canes, stressed out. We got a video. I was stressed as fuck working there. To be totally honest, it was really busy. I respect the workers now a lot. Used to work at, like, a law school snack bar and an ice cream shop. So I have some registered experience. Okay, the who's hotter? Landon Barker versus Isaac Presley. I guess Landon was like, you guys used a bad photo of me. I agree. I don't like that photo. You guys did.

44:09
Speaker 2
Yeah, at least he was like, come on, switch it up. And then did he start winning?

44:12
Speaker 1
Yeah, he did.

44:12
Speaker 2
Easy.

44:13
Speaker 4
Yeah, he won them both.

44:13
Speaker 3
Well, he won them both. Yeah, he won them both. Even the bad photo one he won, but it was a smaller percentage. Yeah.

44:20
Speaker 1
Woman who thinks Dave stole it girl from her. This girl went viral. So a woman accused Dave and Barcelona of stealing her Internet series, name it girl, after Barcelona's Chicks page, rebranded it to it girl. So basically we have chicks in the office here at Barcelona. Who's Rhea? In France, we have a chicks Instagram account, which is just, like, an aggregator of funny female oriented content. Chicks in the office, like, people are getting confused. They think it's us. Can we change the name of chicks? I was like, yeah, I don't give a fuck. I had nothing to do with coming up with a name. I don't even know where it came from. I asked Paul Gaz, who's like, we had like, five different things. This one was available. It girl.

45:00
Speaker 1
This girl comes out of the clouds with a rant, tagging me, being like, dave stole it. Barstool's trash. Like a nobody. Just a delusional rant from a. So I guess. I don't know. Do we want to show it crazy?

45:17
Speaker 2
I would just assume there's a super viral song right now called like it girl. I would assume that's how someone was like, oh, let's do it, girl. And then it girl has been around.

45:24
Speaker 1
That's like.

45:25
Speaker 2
It's just a saying. Ick, girl.

45:27
Speaker 1
Yes. The lulu. Gabby and Josh's Cabo debate. Gabby and Josh asked TikTok to sell the debate over Josh initially not inviting Gabby to go to Cabo for his friends. 30th. Gabby decided against going with Josh, invited her later because she wanted him to have fun with his friends and thought he didn't want her there, which is why he didn't invite her in the first place. Most of Josh's comments were team Gabby. What do you think? Oh, yeah, I'm team Gabby for sure.

45:52
Speaker 3
Yeah, team Gabby for mean, even. Even. I'd say even, like, I.

45:56
Speaker 2
You're team Gabby.

45:58
Speaker 3
Gabby. Yeah, even I agree with, you know, I think, first of all, I'm just going to start off by saying never really had a relationship that's been good until I've been with Gabby. So I'm learning how to be a boyfriend here. I'm young, I'm trying to figure this shit out. I'm trying to figure out how to be a good boyfriend. So she's slapping me around and putting me in my place, and I'm figuring this shit out. But it did start off with being presented to me as a boys trip. It was like, yo, I'm going for my 30th birthday boys trip. And I was like, fuck, yeah. So I told Gabby about the trip because she was on me earlier about not telling her about when I go to things. So I was like, awesome, I'm going to be in the clear.

46:35
Speaker 3
I'm telling her, boys trip. She's going to be happy with me. I'm expressing my travel schedule. And then, like, a week goes by and I get texted a list from Enzo, and I see on the list that there's like, a couple girls names. So I'm like, oh, fuck, I got to bring this up to, like, or else she's going to think I'm a liar. So I brought it up to her. She got a little bit upset and was like, well, then can I go? And I was, yeah, I can ask Enzo if you want to go. So we go to see Enzo like a week later or like, four days later, because we go to get. She was. She had a fair point in saying, like, if you wanted me to go, you would have just asked Enzo right away.

47:14
Speaker 3
You wouldn't have waited until we saw Enzo four days later to bring it up. To him, you would have just asked. You would have texted him. You would have asked right away. I was like, all right, fair point. I did wait until the four days that we saw him. I was like, yo, would it be cool if Gabby comes? And he was like, yeah, of course she can come. So then I told her she could come. Then she didn't want to come because I didn't express enough of me wanting her to be. So is she coming or not? I already went on the.

47:42
Speaker 1
Oh.

47:43
Speaker 2
Oh, really? How was.

47:47
Speaker 1
Who am I to talk about relationships? I think anytime you're going on a guy's trip to Cabo with a guy named Enzo, the girlfriend's not going to love it.

47:55
Speaker 2
That's, like a girlfriend's worst nightmare.

47:58
Speaker 1
Like, hey, me and Enzo.

48:00
Speaker 3
Me and Enzo, buddy.

48:02
Speaker 1
We're going to Cabo on a guy's trip. Yeah. I don't know.

48:06
Speaker 2
No bitches allowed. But there's other girls coming.

48:09
Speaker 3
Hey, look, the plans change, and there were girls coming. I didn't know that originally.

48:18
Speaker 1
I knew that.

48:19
Speaker 3
Hand to God.

48:21
Speaker 1
I don't know Enzo at all. I know tattoo. Enzo is doing a guy's trip to Cabo. Girls are going. I know that.

48:28
Speaker 2
Yeah, 100%. Is Enzo a promoter?

48:30
Speaker 3
Don't play my boy Enzo like that. He's not a promoter.

48:34
Speaker 2
No, I know. It just sounds like one.

48:36
Speaker 1
Yeah. Are the Bf Enzo Brie?

48:39
Speaker 2
He's a good guy. You know Enzo, but for someone that doesn't know Enzo, and you hear Enzo, the tattoo guy, going to Cabo first trip.

48:50
Speaker 3
My girlfriend knows, my friend.

48:52
Speaker 2
What the fuck?

48:53
Speaker 3
You think I'm, like, siloing them off?

48:55
Speaker 1
No, she knows.

48:56
Speaker 3
She knows who he is.

48:58
Speaker 1
Are the BFFs in the Kardashian pocket? I don't know. What is this?

49:02
Speaker 2
How does that mean?

49:05
Speaker 1
What are the bfFs?

49:07
Speaker 3
We all fit in one pocket.

49:14
Speaker 4
Bradley Cooper, though, they're running the skims ad on the.

49:21
Speaker 1
Control over that we have.

49:23
Speaker 2
No, they kind of got us.

49:25
Speaker 1
That's YouTube. We already mentioned goddess.

49:28
Speaker 2
They got everyone.

49:30
Speaker 1
We already mentioned the new merch. The new bffs merch. Buy it does definitely not ensure a long, happy relationship. But it's cool merch.

49:37
Speaker 2
It is. It's really good.

49:38
Speaker 3
It's green, and it's really good merch. It's really nice merch. And it'll keep you warm if there's no.

49:44
Speaker 2
You'll have the hoodie forever.

49:46
Speaker 1
At least the new BFS producer, Genevieve, now on board. Where is she?

49:51
Speaker 4
She's with Josh.

49:52
Speaker 3
Left to meet Genevieve.

49:53
Speaker 2
Oh, hey, Genevieve.

49:54
Speaker 3
Tilting the camera.

49:55
Speaker 2
If you welcome. Hello, new producer.

49:56
Speaker 3
Do you want to. No, she said she doesn't want.

49:59
Speaker 1
Yes, because we read her the riot act that she's behind camera, not on camera, so she doesn't want to come.

50:05
Speaker 3
She's better than Austin.

50:07
Speaker 1
Tell her to come say hello real quick, Dave, just a real quick.

50:12
Speaker 3
Headphones on.

50:13
Speaker 2
Hi.

50:14
Speaker 1
That's Genevieve. So welcome, Genevieve.

50:16
Speaker 3
She's real. She's real.

50:18
Speaker 1
All right. So that's bffs. This should be interesting. That's bffs.

50:23
Speaker 2
That's bffs.

50:24
Speaker 3
That's bffs.

50:26
Speaker 1
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50:38
Speaker 2
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50:39
Speaker 3
Plus you pay less for gas.

50:41
Speaker 1
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